Shipping times are a little higher due to us having a brand new human!

Congrats I Guess overly excited Balloon // New baby // wedding // divorce //break up
Congrats I Guess overly excited Balloon // New baby // wedding // divorce //break up
Congrats I Guess overly excited Balloon // New baby // wedding // divorce //break up
Congrats I Guess overly excited Balloon // New baby // wedding // divorce //break up

Congrats I Guess overly excited Balloon // New baby // wedding // divorce //break up

Regular price $1.50 Sale

Maybe you care or maybe you don't but no one really has to know since it's on a balloon... balloons are fun... right?

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Balloon shown in the Teal color
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This listing is for 1 SINGLE balloon in a random color if you would like to pick your color out of the 6 options please send me a message first to see if they are available.
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All balloons are 12" helium rated or you can fill it with your own hot air.
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Balloons aren't tested for snags before sending because I'm not putting my mouth on your shit but if in the rare chance your bag of hot air has a hole in it send me a message.
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Allergy warning: contains latex
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Cup and stick not included with balloon
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Color options:
Teal
Lavender
Cherry
Jade green
Canary Yellow
Fuchsia

Don’t be a dick- don’t release balloons into the Wild. Fish, birds, and other creatures can get tangled and hurt.